Archive for March, 2009
Top Search Results
Posted by Alex in Alex's Thoughts on March 27, 2009
I thought you’d all be as amused by this as I am. These are this site’s top search terms since Sunday:
- yusuke iseya
- bridget regan sexy
- bridget regan
- foster’s cartoon show
- i hate haircuts
- sukiyaki western django
- good bye bloo episode
- iolaus on the seeker
- craig horner shirtless
- “bridget regan” cleavage
What do we get out of this information? My terrible haircut is more popular than a fine lady’s cleavage.
Heroes is back!
Posted by Alex in Reviews and Recommendations on March 25, 2009
I won’t waste my breath giving you a full review of the TV series Heroes, because if you don’t know what it is by now, I’m probably not going to convince you to watch. It’s been on TV long enough and had enough hype by now that I don’t think I need to do that.
I’m aiming this at people who have already seen Heroes, and most likely have moved on from the show because of it’s supremely unfortunate streak of terribleness. If that describes you, I have good news: Heroes stopped sucking again. No, really!
Some of the writers who made the first season absolutely fantastic have been brought back to the team, whereas they were woefully absent for quite some time. A few of the especially bad plot moves in early season 2 are being specifically written back out, so the show can get back on track and revisit the original issues. The story, while remaining at an escalated height of danger for all involved, is digging deeper into exploring the characters who happen to have powers rather than the powers that happen to belong to people, which is what made the series so great to begin with.
I forced myself to stick through the poor streak in the series, but believe me here. It’s getting good again, and the most recent episode (‘Cold Snap‘) was very, very good. Some old faces are coming back, some stray plot threads are being addressed, and horrible plot moves are being written out… and quite well.
Seriously, give it a shot. Use Hulu to get caught back up, but don’t start with the latest episode. The revelations within will make no damn sense if you do. I’d say start back at the beginning of this arc of Season 3, but that may be a bit much if you’re impatient. At least start a few episodes back so Cold Snap’s ‘oh shit’ moments actually mean something to you.
And I still have absolutely no idea who Noah is really working for in all of this.
Potatoes
Posted by Alex in Alex's Thoughts on March 24, 2009
The only things that should ever go into mashed potatoes are potatoes, milk, butter, and salt. Nothing else.
Anybody who disagrees with me is not a REAL AMERICAN and should defenestrate themselves.
Truth.
Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends ends
Posted by Alex in Alex's Thoughts, Reviews and Recommendations on March 20, 2009
Did you guys know about that? The fact that Foster’s last episode has come around, entitled ‘Goodbye to Bloo’? I only found out about it recently, and holy crap was it depressing. I haven’t had cable television in awhile now due to moving around a lot and not actually owning a proper TV at the moment, but whenever I had cable I had Cartoon Network on the TV. I was paying for the whole package, but that was the only channel I actually watched. I’m a cartoon fiend. It’s purely fun television, you can just sit back and smile. It also makes good white noise when you’re getting other things done, I’ve found.
Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends is one of the few cartoons (American/English cartoons, not anime) that truly and honestly pulled me in, though. It was one of the few happy-go-lucky cartoons that genuinely made you feel good, and it wasn’t just for kids. It was one of those cartoons that aims for a middle ground – you have your wacky, whimsical humor for the kids, and there are underlying jokes that won’t click until you’re a little older. The creators don’t treat kids like they’re dumb, and they don’t pretend adults can’t have a little fun, either. It was a legitimately good time.
One of the things I took out of Foster’s is that you should absolutely never let go of your dream. Growing up doesn’t mean you need to cast off your imagination. You never need to stop. There are things in life you will need to face growing up, but none of it should ever take away your sense of wonder and imagination. It’s a really odd thing to say about a cartoon, but it was actually quite inspirational to me!
I have my old, grouchy moments, but I’m the kind of person that absolutely does not want to grow up in the ‘traditional’ sense. I don’t want to sit in some middle management position again. I love what I do right now, and while it may not last forever, I don’t want to stop being creative. I want to create, I want to imagine. I want to make others happy through that. I want to make people laugh, and I want to make people smile. Foster’s always did that for me, and it made me feel that my outlook on life wasn’t nonsense. I could keep dreaming. I could keep imagining.
Now, I won’t be too melodramatic and say something silly like, “Apparently even imagination comes to an end eventually.” That would be… bleak, and it’s certainly not the case, nor the message that the show carried. It’s television. Everything comes to an end on television. That’s just how it works. Shows comes, and shows go. Foster’s had a successful run, it didn’t crash and burn. It is, in fact, proof that embracing your imagination can be fruitful. It was a beautiful show. Still, it’s depressing to think of Foster’s as over. It just saddens me that once I get Cartoon Network on my TV again, I’ll never see another new episode.
There will be no more crazy schemes from Bloo, no more wacky hijinks from Madame Foster, no more uptight bunnies dressed as butlers. This makes me very sad, surprisingly so. I did not think a simple cartoon could have such a substantial impact on me, but it does. I’m going to be investing in the DVDs as soon as I have some extra cash, I think.
/salute Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends
Watch Legend of the Seeker!
Posted by Alex in Reviews and Recommendations on March 17, 2009
It wasn’t very long ago that I was lamenting the loss of 90s television shows like Hercules and Xena: Warrior Princess. They were corny, absolutely, but that was the whole point! They were fun. They were exciting! I was really young when they were still running, I remember watching them late at night when my grandparents, before bed. My Grandma would pop some popcorn, and we’d sit in the various plush recliners scattered around the living room and watch us some Hercules. The two series’ inevitably came to an end, and left a void in their wake.
The void has been filled. Some weeks ago, The Girlfriend(tm) told me about Legend of the Seeker. Her primary reason for doing so was to point me in the direction of Bridget Regan’s epic cleavage, but it turned out to be a good recommendation for more than just that (though that alone would’ve made the viewing worth it). Legend of the Seeker is based on Terry Goodkind’s Sword of Truth novels that I suspect much of my readership is familiar with, but I’ll be honest here, I’ve never read them. I know little to nothing about them.
Legend of the Seeker has been a very fun, wild ride. Even better, it actually contains a lot of nods to Hercules and Xena, and I’ve loved spotting them. A lot of the same actors from those series’ play bit parts in this series. Joxer? Iolaus? Yep, they (Ted Raimi and Michael Hurst) are there, and they were immediately recognizable. It’s a shame that the two of them (especially Hurst) don’t have a more stable part in the show, but you take what you can get when it comes to nostalgia.

So, the show itself. Again, I don’t know anything about Goodkind’s novels, so I can’t give my opinion on how good of an adaptation it is. From what I hear, the story isn’t quite the same, which has actually been a new level of entertainment for fans of the books. They’re two stories, so you can enjoy both. What I can tell you for sure is that it’s a very solid and entertaining TV show. Certainly, it has its corn and cheese, but that’s part of what makes it great. It’s a degree more serious than Hercules, there’s less comedy relief, but it’s still there and it’s still great.
I’m not sure what specifics I can give about the story. It’s fairly generic, to be honest. Young, sexy hero (the Seeker, played by Craig Horner) in a vaguely medieval setting is chosen via prophecy, bands together with a young, sexy Heroine (the Confessor, played by Bridget Regan) and an old, wise wizard (the… uh, wizard, played by Bruce Spence). They journey together to defeat the big bad. That’s the gist. I don’t need to tell you more.
This is a series where I do not particularly care what situations the characters are put in, as long as they are actually put into situations and don’t simply coast along. I love the characters. I love the Hero, the Lady, and the Wizard. Richard, Kahlan and Zedd are fun, lovely characters and I like seeing what happens to them. I like seeing what they do. I like them interacting with one another. They could go to the god damn Circus for all I care, as long as the characters talk to each other and grow as people because of their ride on the teacups.
The romance subplot is one I actually, actively enjoy. Those are rare. The awkward flirtatious interactions between Richard and Kahlan? I love it, and shockingly enough, their relationship progresses. All too often, those television relationships kite on and on and they never go anywhere, but maybe my perception is skewed by the fact that I watched something like 100 episodes of Inu Yasha before breaking myself of the habit. Their ‘relationship’ progresses. Their attitudes about romance are not the same in episode 15 as it is in episode 1 or 2. This is a breath of fresh air to me.
The actors are also very attractive, which is most certainly a plus. Come on, I’m 22 years old. I’m perfectly fine with the main characters of a television show being crazy, crazy attractive. Come on, check these two out.
Delicious.
The whole thing is filmed in New Zealand. You may remember that lovely landscape from the Lord of the Rings films. The scenery is absolutely beautiful. Lush, vibrant. Rolling green hills, blue skies, verdant forests.
And seriously, check out this cleavage.
…and what the hell, check this one out, too.

The entire series thus far is up on Hulu (the first episode is embedded at the top of this post), so you can stream the whole thing at your leisure, if you’ve an interest. They’re up to episode 15, each episode is about 40-45 minutes long. Episode 16 will be hitting sometime this week. The fact that it’s on Hulu pleases me to no end, because I absolutely love that method of distribution. I am much, much more likely to watch a television show if I can pick it up whenever I want, in full. There are many, many TV series’ that I never started because I couldn’t start at the beginning. Now? I can. I love it, and you should, too. Go give Legend of the Seeker a shot!
…oh, fine. I’ll give the ladies a little eye candy, too. Check it, ladies. The beautiful flesh isn’t only for dudes (or lesbians) to ogle.
I’d do him, and I’m a heterosexual male. Uh, I think.