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• I would offer to help them but I don't want to be that asshole that embarrasses the hell out of people who can't start a lawn mower 19 minutes ago
• Hey, I think they figured out you pull the cord from behind the mower rather than in front of it 19 minutes ago
• Not because its broken, mind you. They just don't know how. 24 minutes ago
• Oh, I see why the neighbors haven't mowed. I'm watching three people fail to start their lawnmower. 25 minutes ago
• Yo neighbors, mow your damn lawn already http://t.co/22p5WczYHG 7 hours ago